Thursday, November 26, 2009

Ken Miller, the great pop evolutionist! (or please god, could Americans start understanding evolution and science generally for that matter...)

2:04 PM 
me: That's funny, I just saw Brown professor and pop culture scientist, Ken Miller speak here about the dover case.
  His basic argument is that scientists need to make science popular and cool

9 minutes
2:13 PM me: He did talk about this preface and said it was preposterous
2:16 PM Manny: I like Ken Miller
  "I like you fine, I just think you're deluded and sad."
  I think that was the quote
2:17 PM Ken Miller, to evolutionist, on Nightline
 me: yup
  he's the man

Acorn is Evil? Are they kidding?

2:21 PM Manny:
2:28 PM me: How can that even be a question. we all know acorn was set up
2:30 PM Manny: its insane how you can just pick a group, say theyre evil, and as long as its liberal evil, the media says sweet
  nobody ever gets fired for being too republican
2:31 PM at least, not in media
  being a crazy conspiracy theorist who thinks the president is a racist, terrorist manchurian candidate attempting to install communism -- totally ok
  see: Dobbs, Luo
2:33 PM me: yes, but being a crazy conspiracy theorist who thinks that the people who got us into war are profiting from it and were motivated by this profit...un-american
 Manny: a firable offense, in fact
2:34 PM me: well, obviously, it can't be tolerated.

Scary scary people are running our country

9:51 AM me: Do you know about the evil senators in their god house who support the execution of gays in Africa?
 Manny: yes
9:52 AM me: I'm so proud to be an American! in this country we execute blacks and we get other countries to execute gays. Now all we need to do is swap our gays for Africa's blacks and the Aryans win the day!
9:53 AM Have you read anything good about them, btw, I only heard the tale end of the scariest radio story ever
9:57 AM Manny: what's it called again? Promise House or something?
 me: that sounds about right. The scary place where anti-democratic god warriors support evil regimes all over the world and attack the rights of citizens at home...
9:59 AM no wonder we can't get decent health care, our leaders have to put their energy into figuring out how to topple stable dictators in places like sumalia so that god can enforce his own laws ther10:03 AM Manny: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fellowship_%28Christian_organization%29
10:26 AM me: nice. terryfing
 Manny: yes, you can't make this crap up
10:27 AM It's important to remember that your average congressperson from, say, tennessee, is a giant flaming asshole who is just slightly sharper than the used car salesmen who make up the big shots in his home parish
10:28 AM or slightly more vicious/devious

23 minutes
10:51 AM me: yeah, but senators
  ?

43 minutes
11:34 AM Manny: Some of those senators rep fewer people than the congressmen
  See; wyoming
 

Bush, Palin, and imaginary news

  "The press corps that is bashing her skull in right now is the same one that hyped that WMD horseshit for like four solid years and pom-pommed America to war with Iraq over the screeching objections of the entire planet. It’s the same press corps that rolled out the red carpet for someone very nearly as abjectly stupid as Sarah Palin to win not one but two terms in the White House. If there was any kind of consensus support for Palin inside the beltway, the criticism of her, bet on it, would be almost totally confined to chortling east coast smartasses like me and Glenn Greenwald and Andrew Sullivan."
3:51 PM 

23 minute
me:
4:18 PM am I very confused? never has a person gotten so much from the media for so little than has sarah palin.
  She ought to be the biggest fan of the media in the world
  their machine is just playing her along
4:21 PM also, this article you sent me is amazing: http://www.nytimes.com/2001/10/20/national/20DEMS.html
  and exactly the problem
4:22 PM in ten years, will we have to read the same about sarah palin?
  Can the nation get any dumber?
  Well, golly, Kenneth the page should run for office!

8 minutes
4:31 PM Manny: that article is awesome in so many ways
 me: truly
4:32 PM it's almost a work of tragically ironic art

5 minutes
4:37 PM Manny: like, it says democrats are happy bush won, without naming ANY
  it uses a quote from one guy to justify that argument, even though the guy doesn't say ANYTHING LIKE what the article does
4:38 PM It fires random potshots at feminine, losery democrats, who want to hug
  it gives masculine, powerful imagery to republican daddys like rumsfeld
4:39 PM me: it's basically the porn fantasy that the entire industry entered into the moment the towers came down
  and really, 15 years before that
4:40 PM Manny: and it's a total lie
4:41 PM the article is just fiction
  there's no gore backer in there who's happy bush won
4:42 PM there's crazy anonymous sources... pushing unknown agendas...
4:44 PM me: well, if you don't use imaginary sources, how can you make sure people say what you want?

 

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Come on left, we can do it! Let's roll back to clock on women's lib!

1:13 PM me: Dude, I think it's so awesome how when you have a "liberal" majority in both houses and a dem in the white house you can just roll back women's rights fifty or sixty years! Go LEFT! We rock!

34 minutes
1:47 PM Manny: those babes don't know what hit em
  ladies, look out. Stupak the Stud is going to Rock Your World.

5 minutes
1:53 PM me: lol. what?
 Manny: Stupak
  that's his ammendment
 me: ah, I'm clearly behind
  uniformed, actually
1:55 PM too angry to be informed right now

Argh! Screw you Andrew Sullivan!

2:12 PM Manny: Andrew Sullivan today:
  "This is the reality that still haunts me with respect to 9/11. We assume that we have understood that event by now. And I once thought I did. It was a declaration of war and we had to fight back. We went to Afghanistan and removed the Taliban regime; we went to Iraq to prevent al Qaeda getting WMDs and to open up a democratic space where Islamism would falter. I supported both responses." I worry now, as we peer through the wreckage, that we were simply trying to make our enemy a conventional one, so that we could defeat them by conventional means."
   ummmm, who's we, white man?
2:14 PM me: I'M SAYING!!!!!
  Are you joking?
2:15 PM Only a fool or moron would have thought the iraq war a good thing or thought it had anything to do with al quaeda
 Manny: There's a lot of folks trying to say this waaay back then, but I believe he called us "objectively pro-Sadaam"
2:16 PM me: ha ha ha ha
2:17 PM Manny: or as Richard Cohen put it (so wise): "anyone who doesn't want to go to war in Iraq is either crazy or stupid."
2:18 PM me: ah yes. They were so right.

sorkin - a travashamockery?

12:58 PM Manny: Here's an overly-nice article about the biggest douche in journalism: me:   so dude, you sent me that piece yesterday, which I didn't have time to read
1:01 PM this morning, on npr, I heard the biggest puff piece about sorkin and how he's the confidant and priest to all the highest rollers and how everyone loves him and he's so smart and the rest of the nyt is jealous of him.
 Manny: yes
  exactly
 me: then, I noticed you had sent me that article
 Manny: The article misses many things
1:02 PM Like how he said on CNBC that there are no successful unionized companies
  that's what's made him so popular with Jamie Dimon
  I personally hate that MFer
  I think he's clever, and I respect what he's done on the interwebs, but he's a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad journalist
1:03 PM If by journalist, you mean someone who reports what people in power DONT want in the paper
  Also, he's a prick
1:04 PM me: wait, you mean, he is bad because he only reports what the rich and powerful do want in the paper?
  well there you have it
1:05 PM Manny: All I know is, dude writes a book on the financial crisis, and all the people responsible for the financial crisis show up at his launch party
  must be quite a book
  or, a total sham

11 minutes
1:16 PM me: lol

Saturday, November 7, 2009

What you gonna do NPR ombud? What!?

11:42 AM me: so this morning on NPR the comentator, not sure who, was like, "our ombudsman recently spoke out about this Pox issue, and for the record, who do we think Grouch News Network is supposed to be making fun of?"
11:43 AM 
Manny: wait, someone on NPR owned up to the fact that Fox doesn't deserve special protection?
 me: yes!
 Manny: I bet the ombudsman has something to say about THAT
11:45 AM me: it was a shot across the ombudsing bow
 Manny: "Fox, of course, as the only voice for and source of power for white males in the history of the world, deserves every consideration. Plus, they're so nice and respectful and protective of US."
 me: it's true, they're such a victim!
 Manny: NPR's ombudsman ought to have jobs at the ministry of thought
11:46 AM me: from they're they can shrink our words down to nothingness
 Manny: down the memory hole!
  In other news, they've increased the chocolate ration
 me: ha ha ha

Why would you ask a republican strategist?

1:17 PM Manny: I heard a story on npr this am that discussed election polling with three republicans and no dems
  Guess what?
  Things look great for rethugs
  Terrible for Dems

15 minutes
1:33 PM me: I heard the same thing this morning and yesterday afternoon
  It's just a terrible time for democrats
1:35 PM this morning one of the repub stooges actually said "it's looking great for us this year because the president's approval ratings are so low."
  The president's approval rating as of today on gallup: 52%
 Manny: i heard that!
  Popularity of repub party: 20 percent
1:37 PM me: Dude, less than 27% of population is even willing to call themselves republicans right now
  But, it's just a terrible year for democrats my friend
1:38 PM you gotta love the alternate reality that is perpetrated on us daily by people who are afraid to make a child's joke about fox news.
1:39 PM Manny: to be fair, the people who do Sesame Street have the balls
 me: true
 Manny: it's their counterparts in news that lack testicockalese
 me: true
1:40 PM ARGH!!! I hate you news butchers!
1:41 PM Manny: we've come to quite a place, where sesame street is ballsier than the news
 me: than supposedly "liberal" news

Friday, November 6, 2009

A Pox on Fox

1:30 PM Manny: finee
1:33 PM This here is the end of PBS:
  We won't say torture, and we'll suck cock for Fox
1:35 PM Why is it OK for sesame street to make fun of CNN but not FOX?

30 minutes
2:06 PM me: well, they're not making fun of cnn, they're just further trivializing it
2:07 PM Manny: I'm not convinced that there's a difference in kind between Grouch News Network and Pox News
 me: It's the tag line, "now there's a trashy network"
2:08 PM i agree, on the face, they are equally plays
2:10 PM Manny: But grouch news network is clearly owned and operated by grouches, for grouches, all of whom live in trash cans. Plus, it's inherently grouchy, since it's right there in the title.
2:11 PM me: you make a good point my friend

35 minutes
2:46 PM Manny: I would argue that Grouch News Network is also substantively different than Pox News, in that the grouches spin stories for a grouchy audience, but don't fake stories like they do on Pox

17 minutes
3:03 PM me: ha ha ha
 Manny: for GAWDS SAKE PBS!
3:04 PM grab your nuts
  act like men
 me: or like women
 Manny: or like someone who has balls! male or female balls!

comentary on pictures of the President makes me laugh

 Manny11:32 AM You will also love this

12 minutes
11:53 AM me: that's great!
  they are surprisingly funny to me
11:50 AM Manny: Also, I SAID I saw a coyote:


40 minutes
12:33 PM me: yeah dude, that coyote shit is crazy

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Reporters gone wild!!! (at the Post, as usual)

3:22 PM Manny: I know the recipient of this beat-down:

5 minutes
3:28 PM me: the one who got punch or the one who's going to get fired for caring?
  (who may or may not be a dick, in addition to being strong for a 70-year-old, for all I know)
 Manny: the author of the "worst article in 40 years" and the punchee
  the 70 year old vet who cares? never met him
3:29 PM me: allen
  they think he's going to get fired
 Manny: Roig Franzia will never be fired!
3:30 PM He's had the same pretentious facila hair at five newspapers!
 me: my response, as long as he's not too liberal, he should keep his job!
3:31 PM Manny: notice no one ever gets fired for being too right wing
  It's totally acceptable to maintain that the CIA was right to exterminate left-wing activists in Chile, or rape nuns in Guatemala
 me: of course

R.I.P. Theodore Sizer - We have lost a great progressive voice

Last week Ted Sizer passed away.

Sizer was the youngest dean of the Harvard graduate school of education in history and one of the great voices of progressive education. He was a sometime adviser of mine and friend of my parents. He took the idea of school design seriously and believed that the physical plant and the daily schedule were high on the list of design priorities. More importantly, Sizer, through his books and the Coalition of Essential Schools, which he founded, promoted a vision of schooling in which students engage practical, experiential learning that is not bounded by artificial subject lines and the ringing of bells, but instead features students engaging in deep and multifaceted investigations, pursuing challenging ideas to their limits and performing public displays of knowledge and insight.

As I have written, I increasingly, see serious danger in where progressives have drawn their lines in the sand. In health care we are arguing over a pathetic public option instead of talking about actually taking care of all of our people like most of the more civilized nations do.

In education, we've drawn a line at a very conservative product of the charter schools--No Excuses schools. Arnie duncan, newt gingrich, and al sharpton all agree, the KIPPs and Uncommon Schools are the way to go.

Really!? I could brainwash kids with chants and token economies into doing anything I want, but neat rows, mantras, drill and kill test practice--none of these things is going to make my students savvy, informed, competent, problem-solving human beings. Where is it, exactly, in this model that students learn the hard work of thinking? Where do they learn how to decide to do what is right?

Ted Sizer believed that rather than making students do the same things as each other, rather than regimenting and organizing them in rows and hoping that they come out just the same on the other side, we should honor the individual student. We should help her find her passions and interests. We should help her learn how to approach complex, unstructured problems and tackle them from a variety of angles. We will dearly miss Sizer, he believed in mentoring transformative 21st century minds, not drilling 20th century line workers.

R.I.P. Ted Sizer, I hope the progressive learning movement survives your loss.

check out the Eagle Rock school to see the kind of learning I'm talking about.

Monday, November 2, 2009

douchebag rights and sleeping with the enemy (fox news, of course

12:34 PM me: ha
  was it you who was just telling me about that?
12:35 PM Manny: yeah
 me: funny
12:36 PM this morning, marc lamont hill was on radio times defending his choice to be a stooge on fox news for two years only to be hysterically fired by rupert murdoch himself at a shareholders meeting
  my verdict?
  Indefensible!
12:37 PM Manny: Fox spreads the dirty money around
  Some people take it
12:38 PM me: money and exposure

12:39 PM Manny: I suppose MSNBC will be firing joe scarborough nexty
12:40 PM me: I'm sure. marc, "public intellectual" that he is, is by nature inclined to the light, even if it is the glowing embers of pure evil
12:41 PM msnbc is just the dull blaze of stupidity burning its own house down
12:42 PM Manny: I think he would argue that he was reaching people he wouldn't otherwise reach
  I personally would argue he was sucking something he ordinarily wouldn't suck
 me: that's sort of what he argued
12:43 PM that's exactly what I would argue

54 minutes
1:37 PM Manny: live by fox, die by fox
1:38 PM me: amen