11:42 AM me: so this morning on NPR the comentator, not sure who, was like, "our ombudsman recently spoke out about this Pox issue, and for the record, who do we think Grouch News Network is supposed to be making fun of?"
11:43 AM
Manny: wait, someone on NPR owned up to the fact that Fox doesn't deserve special protection?
me: yes!
Manny: I bet the ombudsman has something to say about THAT
11:45 AM me: it was a shot across the ombudsing bow
Manny: "Fox, of course, as the only voice for and source of power for white males in the history of the world, deserves every consideration. Plus, they're so nice and respectful and protective of US."
me: it's true, they're such a victim!
Manny: NPR's ombudsman ought to have jobs at the ministry of thought
11:46 AM me: from they're they can shrink our words down to nothingness
Manny: down the memory hole!
In other news, they've increased the chocolate ration
me: ha ha ha
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